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What do you call a vampire that won’t mind his own business?

Noseyferatu!

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1. There's a debate amongst historians over whether Shakespeare died of tuberculosis or not...

... TB or not TB that is the question!

2. what do you call a cucumber that grows in the jungle?

a tropickle

3. Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.

It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

4. A man goes to the doctor and says, “This has got to be the smallest doctor’s office I’ve ever seen.” The doctor replies..:

“Get lost, man..! I’m taking a crap..!”

5. What did the bodybuilding priest do to his followers?

He lifted their spirits

6. I saved a child from a life of poverty and want today.

I wore a condom.

7. I voted for the pope twice.

I guess that’s a cardinal sin…

8. My dad used to flip cars for a living.

I don’t know how he did it, i can’t even lift one end off the ground.

9. My wife told me to do whatever makes me happy.

I'm going to miss her.

10. A pick six

Once there was a dad who liked to play practical jokes on his kids. He and his kids were both huge fans of Top Gun. So when his son wasn't looking he picked his nose, got a good one and flicked it on the back of his son's shirt. His son didn't notice, so the dad spoke up: "You've got a bogey on your six".

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